August282014
5AM
frauleinromanoff:

I asked him to sign my card and I didn’t think he was even going to pay attention to it but he read it and was like “YES!” and then got all cheesy and was like “sorry idk I’m weird, I like stuff like that”

frauleinromanoff:

I asked him to sign my card and I didn’t think he was even going to pay attention to it but he read it and was like “YES!” and then got all cheesy and was like “sorry idk I’m weird, I like stuff like that”

(via andtheyfellintodarkness)

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hotsenator:

hotsenator:

my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”

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Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(Source: gingerblivet, via andtheyfellintodarkness)

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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist, via andtheyfellintodarkness)

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omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

(via andtheyfellintodarkness)

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